Because I have awesome friends, I have decided to share this epic Facebook thread with you. I keep going back because it makes me really happy. Because I'm changing names, I can't just do a screen shot. But here's the gist.
Veronica's status update:
Steve, are we still on for the prenatal belly dancing at your house tonight? I know you said you were interested.
Keona: I must have missed an inside joke? Steve is pregnant? :p
Steve: Umm… That was when I was … elsewhere…, right?
Grace: Steve says you're a nut. :)
Steve: Keona, yes I do appear to be pregnant to some. However, it doesn't seem to have resulted in a baby yet. Perhaps I'm doing something wrong?
Veronica: Perhaps it's Grace that's doing something wrong. We'll brainstorm when we next get together and see if we can figure it out.
Veronica: No, you didn't miss anything Keona. I just decided to bug Steve :).
Keona: My husband might be interested in male prenatal belly dancing too. We'll see if we can get enough guys to teach a class. :)
Veronica: Okay, I'll check with my hubbie :).
Veronica: Bianca, see if your husband is interested ;).
Veronica: My hubbie says to sign him up.
Steve: What, do all of us guys have beer bellies?
Veronica: So I'm putting you down as a 'yes' then Steve?
Steve: Umm, I believe I have an appointment with my hairdresser that day.
Veronica: Ask her if she know where you can get some good bellydancing gear.
Lucy: I should get my husband to join. Although that man doesn't have much belly to work with.
Keona: No "beer belly" required! Just need to be male. Lucy's husband would love it! :)
Keona: No worries Steve, we have flexible class times.
Veronica: Yeah and don't worry about buying Steve. I'm sure Grace has something cute and jingly you could tie around your waist.
Steve: Veronica, eww. Keona, It's a really long appointment. I'm quite sure it will conflict.
Mama Bear: Chicken!
Veronica: Steve this hairdresser of yours...they, uh - you DO know that you have no hair right? I mean I'm not judging or anything. Bald people should be able to go to the hairdresser if they choose to do so. I'm just saying yo might want to consider the possibility that you're being scammed.
Steve: Am Not Bald! Or Scammed. Now that I think about it, it wasn't the hairdresser keeping me busy at all. It was the society of hunters in hummers (very manly!) that's been trying to recruit me. Apparently they think I'd make a good poster man (not boy!) or something.
Veronica: Well, okay Steve. However I urge you to consider all of the men that are weeping inside because they would like to take belly dancing classes but are afraid that society would look down on them. Thisis your opportunity to take a stand and pave the way towards a more flexible waistline for men everywhere. *Holds out hand* Won't you join us, Steve? You know you want to ;).
Steve: Give me a list of names, and I'll get the Hunters in Hummers to give them a call. There is hope...
Veronica: Haha! LOL.
Bianca: was this a joke thing or did it really happen?
Veronica: It's mostly a joke that came from a small bit of reality. Mainly, I'm just teasing Steve, although I would be hugely entertained at the sight of a group of belly dancing husbands :).
Grace: I need to read this comment thread whenever I have a bad day. This cracks me up! :)